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Say It Ain't So, Walt!

Now that the Disney folks own what was once known as Lucasfilms, they’ve taken over the Star Wars franchise, and they might be ramping up the Indiana Jones franchise as well.

Despite casting Harrison Ford in “Star Wars Episode 7,” it’s not likely the 72-year-old will be asked to reprise Indy.

And folks in the know are suggesting that Robert Pattinson is at the top of a short list to pick up the bullwhip.

Uh huh. The guy who headed Team Edward in the “Twilight” series.

Please, Ghost of Walt. Please don’t let this happen. Please accept our top ten nominations of actors we’d rather see play Indiana Jones, if you really have Robert Pattinson at the top of the list:
  1. Jonah Hill
  2. Ice Cube
  3. Shia LaBeouf
  4. The kid who played Joffrey on “Game of Thrones”
  5. The Old Spice dude
  6. Alan Arkin
  7. Eminem
  8. Bruce Jenner
  9. Woody Allen
  10. Sarah Palin
Seriously. Any one of those will do.

06/04/2014 10:01PM
Say It Ain't So, Walt!
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