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Stopping a Wedding


A man in Utah was so desperate to stop his ex-girlfriend’s wedding that he stole a truck, crashed it in the church parking lot causing $1000 in damages, and proceeded to beg her not to marry another man.  She refused to listen, however, and he was consequently charged with unauthorized control of a vehicle.

Slacker talked about his first wedding and the fact that it was almost stopped because he contemplated running away to Mexico with his Best Man who kept egging him on hours before the ceremony… He would have been (and almost was) the runaway groom.  Although Steve says he avoids weddings religiously he can recall one wedding he attended where the bridal party’s pictures kept being photobombed by random bicycle riding kids that caused to ceremony to be momentarily stopped.  

What are your wedding crasher stories?

I’ve never been to a wedding that was crashed but if you’re gonna try to stop the love of your life from marrying another person you might as well do it with a little flare… for instance, you can steal a car, drive your sweet, stolen wheels to a church, and cause a scene by wrecking.  If you’re going to profess your love for someone who apparently loves someone else you might as well make a big production of it; go big or go home.

Stay classy!
Intern Kirstyn

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01/30/2013 4:36PM
Stopping a Wedding
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