Yi!
In Connecticut, a parent was upset because the high school basketball coach wasn't giving his son a lot of playing time. So his solution was to hire a private investigator to dig up dirt on the coach and get him FIRED. It worked! The private investigator found the coach had appeared in a short film 10 years ago with sexual themes, and the school decided to let him go.
Slacker’s dirt is the fact that in the past he was not the most faithful. Steve admitted to doing pretty much every drug.