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Pathetic Pickup Attempts

Yi!
A car salesman was fired for drawing a penis on his business card that he gave to a woman. He ended up getting fired and is now in a court battle with the company over the entire dispute.

What ridiculous pick up lines have you heard/ used?

Slacker says it's mostly men that do stupid pick up lines. The guy that got the business cards made with something along the lines of "Your beauty is beyond what my eyes can grasp. Life is hard. Spend it with me." Slacker thinks his guy is such a creep and a D-bag. He wants to make his own cards as a joke!

Steve said the best ever pick up line is when you compliment a woman's blouse and just walk away. That will make her come up to you. Steve agrees with Slacker that this guys is a creep, but finds it hilarious that this kid would do this.

The worst pick up line that was delivered to me was when this guy just said "Girl, I like your style," looked me up and down and told me to do a spin for him. He was an idiot. No, I am not gonna twirl for you. Get a life.

Signed,
Nikki
(intern)

(photo courtesy flickr.com)


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