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Men of the world, here's a piece of advice: There are many ways to bring happiness to your Johnson, but sticking a fork into it isn't one of them. Just ask this 70-year-old Australian man who was rushed to the hospital after he attempted that very feat. According to a report published in the International Journal of Surgery Cases earlier this month, the Canberra man was admitted to the hospital with "bleeding urethral meatus" after he stuffed a 4-inch fork into his urethra in an attempt to "achieve sexual gratification." Fortunately, the report says the fork was successfully removed using forceps and "copious lubrication."

Slacker knew a guy who was stabbed by a wrought iron fence. However, neither of the two admitted to stuffing things into their bodies.

What have you gotten lodged in your body?

My sister once stuck some beans up her nose when she was younger… yep, multiple beans.

Stay classy!
Intern Kirstyn

(photo courtesy of freedigitalphotos.net)


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