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Junk Injuries

Yi!
A Montreal underwear company called UNDZ is now offering $50,000 insurance for your man/woman parts if you buy 3 pairs of their underwear. A man can insure his land, his dog, his life, but not his junk?
 
Slacker mentions the story in the news about a Playmate that was at a golf tourney and they put the golf tee in the girl’s behind. A man then came up with the nine-iron and instead of hitting the ball off the tee he smacked the club into her behind really, really, hard. She is now suing for $500,000 for punitive damages! He also mentions another news story of a British man that “lost” his daddy part. He said it was just gone and told law enforcement that he was assaulted.
 
So this got us thinking, what is the most damage you have done to your junk?
Signed,
Intern Nikki


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03/17/2014 6:21PM
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