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Your drunk friend steals a cop car, your kid ran into the highway or maybe your husband buys a $500 knife set at the mall!

Slacker's daughter is totally in the princess stage. Then, the conversation strays to how hot the princess characters are...Slacker hints that he always buys two of everything princess. One for the daughter and one for daddy...Which leads to Steve finally looking brilliant for his awesome collection of action figures. Slacker points out that most of Steve's collection is male action figures, so...

Anyway, they left Slacker alone for a minute and ordered every single dvd that had a princess in it. Here's what happens when daddy's had a few glasses of wine and mommy leaves the room! Not only that, he bought a converter to convert the dvd's to itunes. So 15k and 2 weeks later, his wife is like, "WTF"?

Slacker is a pleaser by nature. Steve and Lil D were having a conversation about Apple TV and BOOM, Slacker buys one for each of them... 

What happened when you turned your head for one second?

The only thing that has ever happened to me when I turned my head for one second was pretty minor and harmless. I was paying bills online and had my daughter in the wind up swing. One minute she was in the swing, the next minute she was face down on the floor. She had somehow managed to slip out of the swing seat and just casually plant herself on the floor. No harm, no foul. Not even a peep of discomfort from her either! I told you it was harmless.

Peace, Love and Good Happiness Stuff! - Forte

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