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Sarah Jessica Parker recently admitted she just had her first ever tequila shot...at 49 years old! Slacker tried to give someone his phone number the other day, and they didn't have a cell phone!

Slacker says he can’t believe she has never drunk tequila before. He says he wishes he could avoid tequila for a lifetime like her. He wishes he never had a shot of Jager and rumple mints. Slacker says Steve doesn’t want to be in a wedding because he’d be too good of a groomsman. He would hit on all the bridesmaids and have an epic bachelor party. He was astounded that a person didn’t have a cell phone. He feels emptiness in his soul without his phone.

Steve says he has done everything once. He has never been a best man or groomsmen for a wedding. He just doesn’t want to.  

Lil' D has never been to Disney World or Land. He had no childhood. He took one vacation ever and that was Tuscon, Arizona in a hotel.

What have you never done or had before?

Never have I ever smoked marijuana. And I live in Colorado. Weird.

Signed,
Intern Tyler

(Photo Courtesy Flickr.com)
 


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